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Ass Licker Gandhi Family Bhakt v/s Adarsh Modi Bhakt

Let me first start by saying that "Yes, I am an Adarsh Modi bhakt", you may even call me a "blind bhakt" (Blind faith) and I have millions of reasons to support my political and social view of Narendra Modi and BJP in general. I guess paid media and the presstitutes of our country came up with this adjective for Modi fans and followers like "Adarsh Bhakt" and "Adarsh Liberal". Well, wherever that came from really doesn't matter and I thought of coming up with an adjective too for congress bhakts - "Ass Licker Gandhi family bhakts". Now there's a huge difference in following someone & his work with an ass licker. Internal Party Members and Workers' One thing that I like about BJP is, that their party workers and leaders aren't boot lickers. They have internal democracy and every president of BJP has always been elected through a proper voting. I've even seen internal rifts and leaders voicing out their dif...

Beef Ban – My thoughts

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Beef Ban – My thoughts I knew Indian Government would Ban Beef and was waiting for it being implemented and when I switched on my TV today, I was happy to see the Ban in Maharashtra. I welcome #BeefBan for only one reason and that is “Cow is sacred to me and my fellow Hindus in India”. So now I am asking these questions to myself because I will be questioned the moment I publish these post. 1.        Am I being religious and happy my God wouldn’t be slaughtered anymore? 2.        Am I being communal and happy that my fellow Christian and Muslim friends would not be able to eat Beef anymore? 3.        Do I really care about other lives? Do I care about all the animals on this planet? Let me start by saying – I am not religious and I am definitely not communal. I don’t visit temples, I have never read “Geeta” (Hindu Holy Book), and I don’t know a single “Aarti” or a “Shlokha...

India – A Crazy Country

India – Fun living in it !! India is a crazy country and being an Indian is the craziest feeling. Surviving in the largest democracy of the world with thousands of different religious groups that have evolved in India since 1500 BCE is like running a lifelong marathon with so many views. In India you always have to consider the other religions sentiments before saying or doing anything because of the consequences. I am not talking of legal consequences, which is fine, but it is the civic consequences. Everybody in India acts as a moral police and if you think this is normal then sit back and read because even the Indian administration and few non-political parties do moral policing in the name of god, religion and our ancient history. I am writing this because recently Mumbai Police filed a complaint against “AIB–Roast” for using abusive language on National TV. I watched the entire show and I liked the fact that it was abusive and funny in-spite of extreme over-acting by Ran...

Doing’s – Reciprocates or is it Fate

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When I look back and see the things I have done to people and things that I had gone through, I've always seen the boomerang effect. I always used to think that nothing good or bad would happen to me in future if I am the cause of someone’s love or hatred, but my thoughts have changed over the last 5 years. It all started with my second girlfriend (Name - B) in the year 2006. I am not the kind of person who’d betray someone’s trust and believe me I have only betrayed a person only once in my life. I saw her for the first time at a training session of my first job in August of 2006. I had a girlfriend (Name – A) back then, my first love (well not love, it was attraction) and that was the day when I stopped calling or texting A. I was so selfish that I didn’t even bother to answer A’s calls and reply to her texts. At that time I didn’t think of anyone and went so crazy for B that I somehow started talking to her friends to know her and to start talking to her. To ...

Pakistan, the country which lives in denial

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Pakistan, what do I talk about this so called democratic country. I hate Pakistani politicians and their Army and the radical Pakistani. Pakistan – Safe haven for Terrorists While Pakistan continues to violate ceasefire at the border, they are still living in denial and accuse India of terrorism in their country. As I write, the world saw 7 Talibanis killing 130+ kids in a school located in the heart of Peshawar and they blame India for this shameful act.  America’s most wanted with a bounty on his head, Hafeez Sayed openly threatens India and Pakistan has nothing to say about it. India has also sent proofs to Pakistan of Hafeez Sayed’s involvement in 26/11 Mumbai attacks. He is India’s most wanted too and not to forget Osama Bin Laden was given shelter in Pakistan. India’s most wanted and the 1992 Bombay Blast mastermind Dawood Ibrahim is also in Pakistan. I still wonder - 68 years of independence, 4 wars and Pakistan has always been defeated – What makes them still wa...

My Nepal experience

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Here it goes with my first international Trip to Nepal (well it is international in spite of my Passport not being stamped) courtesy Indo – Nepal friendly relationship. Nepal is a 3 hours flight journey from Mumbai, India. It is located to the North West of India. We went there on an 8 day trip with 3 of my friends – Pareesh Phulkar, Sandeesh Phulkar and Sagar Dhemre. It’s a beautiful place, good scenic place, rich in their culture (especially Hinduism) and rich in natural beauty. It cost me 28,000 to and fro with stay, food and shopping and lots of adventure. It was very easy to get a Nepali visa on arrival. Leaving Mumbai Let me start back from Mumbai where we had a tough time getting Boarding Pass for my friend Pareesh. He didn’t bring his Passport, which is one of the documents required for an Indian to travel to Nepal out of a list of three (Any 1 of the document works) and Pareesh had his Voters Card. However the ground staff refused to give him boarding pass till K...

Chaar Calls hi Karta (Char Bottle Vodka)

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Chaar Calls hi Karta Kaam mera roz ka Na mujhko koi roke Na kisi ne roka.. (x2) Main karoon saari raat sirf Bakwaas Calls karu bas do-chaar 30-40 sab kar lete hain Main to karu sirf do-chaar Chaar Calls hi Karta Kaam mera roz ka Na mujhko koi roke Na kisi ne roka.. I wanna Submittal   tonight I wanna Submittal   tonight I wanna Submittal   tonight I wanna Submittal   tonight Chaar Calls hi Karta Kaam mera roz ka Na mujhko koi roke Na kisi ne roka.. (x2) Saari raat Timepass , subah RumWhisky Nigh Shift karne waalon ki hai yehi kahaani Calls bhar ke jitne bhi kar lo Kisi bhi candidate ko hello Mera Manager - what do you do? Itne kam calls hai kyu ? Pata ni mujhe yeh samajh ni aata Mere calls koi kyu nahi uthaata Apne reqs kyu nahi bhar paata Main calls kar loon to bhi tu meri maa chu***ta Isliye, Isliye, Isliye.. Chaar Calls hi Karta Kaam mera roz ka Na mujhko koi roke Na kisi ne roka.. (x2) I wanna Submitt...