Narendra Modi raps Eminem style

Check Out - How Modi will Rap "Without Me" 
I dedicate this Song to my Prime Minister Narendra Modi
I will come up with a Video Soon


Two Congress girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Namo’s back, tell a friend
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back...

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Manmohan no more they want MODI I'm chopped liver
Well if you want MODI, this is what I'll give ya,
A little bit of NEED mixed with some hard WORK
Some POWER that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a SHOCK when I get shocked at the 7RCR by the RaGa (Rahul Gandhi) when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the JOB while he's operating (hey!),
You waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back,
I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job MRS GANDHI but your SON’S leadership problem's complicating
So the INC won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on SECU-LARITY but it feels so empty without me,
So come on DIGGY (Digvijay Singh), bum on your lips fuck that,
Cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits Fuck YOU DIGGY!

[Chorus 2 Times:]
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me

[Verse 2]
MURALI AND SUSHMA feeling rebellious, embarrassed, their heads still listen to LK (Advani)
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, polluting the air waves a rebel
So just let me revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
Well I'm back [batman sound]
Fix your HEAD, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the COUNTRY
I'm interesting, the best thing since INDIA SHINING
Infesting in your INC’s ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please", feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here’s my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

[Chorus 2 Times]
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me

[Verse 3]
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit.
ARVIND KEJRU you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little YADAV bastards, and MAYAWATI
You can get stomped by NaMo; you 43 year old bald headed RaGa blow me
You don't know me, you're too SMALL, let go, it’s over, nobody listens to LALOO
Now let's go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with POWER ever since ABV (Atal Bihari Vajpayee) turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but it’s just me I'm just TOO SEXY
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the BEST thing since INDEPENDENCE; to do GREAT WORK so SELFLESSLY and use it to get GUJ DEVELOPED (Hey)
There's a concept that works
120 MILLION Other BROWN INDIANS emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me

[Chorus 2 Times]
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without me

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