Facebookologist



I’ve always wondered what exactly a Palmist, Numerologist, Astrologist, Tarot Card Reader or anyone related to predicting persons past, present or future does!!

How do they do it? Why do they do it?
It makes no sense to me when someone reads a hand and tells what’s going on. Similarly a Numerologist, just with numbers comes up with such brilliant facts. Facts would be a wrong word here because I don’t believe in these people or their profession. All they do is make assumptions and make money.

The funniest of all is a Tarot Card Reader which is very similar to the people on Indian streets, who have a parrot and a deck of cards. They ask the parrot to pick a card and then that card would say everything about me. Is it the card ?, is it the parrot ? or is it the owner of that parrot ? who/which will tell me more about my life/future ?.

I believe there should be a Facebook Reader. People today happen to update anything and everything on Facebook. I guess a Facebook reader would be more powerful in reading people. Like a Graphologist who reads a persons handwriting or signatures.

Doesn’t it make sense? My future is in my hand!! You tell me how do I work towards it and don’t tell me what’s there in my future ---- because you don’t know my future.

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